anyone else know in their heart that they would absolutely adore smoking cigarettes so they have to avoid them like the plague or just me
wearing keys on your belt loop that jingle with every step you take to alleviate the cowboy dysphoria cause you can't wear spurs
woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*
me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
the people at the place i wanna work at used my preferred pronouns wo me even advertising them to them,,, if i don’t get this job i’ll cry
price of my current safe food got raised to $13.24 :)))) im so close to having a breakdown over some fucking pad thai rn
I do understand heterosexual women who find gay men attractive because like have you seen them?
Me in the Supreme Court trying to get the fujoshi protection act passed
One hack to being more attractive is to be covered in blood. Even just a little bit can make a difference.






